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After sending their unmanned rover "curiosity"
to explore the possibility of finding life on Mars, NASA has announced
that soon they would be sending an exploration rover to one of the
engineering colleges’ in India to find if life exists there.
“The
situation is much more complex in the engineering colleges of India, we
are told,” a NASA scientist told Faking News, “Apparently it’s lifeless
out there, but still hundreds of thousands of human beings, mostly
males, spend four years of their lives there, and survive the
conditions.”
Something similar could help find life in engineering college campuses
“It remains one of the mysteries of our times,” the scientist said.
Sources
say that NASA’s interest in engineering colleges of India increased
when an engineer from India cracked this joke in their lab –
Engineers are interested in finding life on Mars because they couldn’t find it on the campus?
After
this joke, NASA had collected food, air, earth, and water samples from
various engineering colleges of India, but couldn’t reach any
conclusion.
“The air reeked of deodorants, chemicals, tobacco, and
other such stuff that could kill human life. The earth samples too were
mostly made up of toxic elements like dirt, smut, and decayed paper,” a
source explained why NASA scientists were unsure about existence of
life on Indian engineering colleges’ campuses.
“Even the water sample was found to be impure; it was mostly alcohol,” the source revealed.
“Yes,
the food sample, collected from one of the canteens or messes of the
colleges, showed some signs of life. There were healthy insects and
billions of germs in those,” the NASA source disclosed, “But this alone
can’t prove existence of life, especially human life, so we decided to
explore more.”
NASA has not disclosed which engineering college in
India could be chosen for this life exploration experiment. “We have
heard of certain colleges, and we have also heard rumors that there is no life
there, but we are not limiting ourselves to IITs,” confirmed a NASA
researcher.
The only detail that NASA provided about this proposed
mission was that the exploration vehicle or the rover chosen for this
mission will be “unwomanned”.
“Yes, there could be a man or a
robot driving the vehicle, but surely a woman will not be driving the
vehicles,” a NASA researcher explained, “Because we have received
information that engineering college inhabitants start showing extreme
signs of life when they see a woman.”
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