My fav advertisement-- bajaj avenger

As usual  it was an another day , I was attending my 8:30 morning lecture which i always found it to be boring And considered it worth enough to sleep in lecture . My professor was giving me those " Ugly stares - probably warning me not to sleep again  " . So just to make myself awake my mind started wandering elsewhere and i was suddenly thinking about my fav songs , movies , albums then suddenly i was wondering which one is my fav advertisement till date -- so pretty much i was thinking about every add that i can remember.Then suddenly out of the blue i remembered "Bajaj avenger advertisement " which i loved a lot including the in between dialogues and background scores . That advertisement start's up with a shot of bike ride in ladakh an  the rider thinks about his past and the forgiveness he granted them . Ending the add stating "He felt like god" .....
just watch this way to good add shot in 2006-07


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NASA’s next mission will find life in engineering colleges

This is a Funny article i came across on a website while browsing , have fun reading it

After sending their unmanned rover "curiosity"  to explore the possibility of finding life on Mars, NASA has announced that soon they would be sending an exploration rover to one of the engineering colleges’ in India to find if life exists there.
“The situation is much more complex in the engineering colleges of India, we are told,” a NASA scientist told Faking News, “Apparently it’s lifeless out there, but still hundreds of thousands of human beings, mostly males, spend four years of their lives there, and survive the conditions.”

Something similar could help find life in        engineering college campuses

“It remains one of the mysteries of our times,” the scientist said.
Sources say that NASA’s interest in engineering colleges of India increased when an engineer from India cracked this joke in their lab – Engineers are interested in finding life on Mars because they couldn’t find it on the campus?
After this joke, NASA had collected food, air, earth, and water samples from various engineering colleges of India, but couldn’t reach any conclusion.
“The air reeked of deodorants, chemicals, tobacco, and other such stuff that could kill human life. The earth samples too were mostly made up of toxic elements like dirt, smut, and decayed paper,” a source explained why NASA scientists were unsure about existence of life on Indian engineering colleges’ campuses.
“Even the water sample was found to be impure; it was mostly alcohol,” the source revealed.
“Yes, the food sample, collected from one of the canteens or messes of the colleges, showed some signs of life. There were healthy insects and billions of germs in those,” the NASA source disclosed, “But this alone can’t prove existence of life, especially human life, so we decided to explore more.”
NASA has not disclosed which engineering college in India could be chosen for this life exploration experiment. “We have heard of certain colleges, and we have also heard rumors that there is no life there, but we are not limiting ourselves to IITs,” confirmed a NASA researcher.
The only detail that NASA provided about this proposed mission was that the exploration vehicle or the rover chosen for this mission will be “unwomanned”.
“Yes, there could be a man or a robot driving the vehicle, but surely a woman will not be driving the vehicles,” a NASA researcher explained, “Because we have received information that engineering college inhabitants start showing extreme signs of life when they see a woman.”
                                                                                     ------ Faking news

"THE HYPOTHETICAL MADRASI"

Being a Tamilian , I often come across people who call me madrasi or Anna & I am not offended when i am called  "Anna" , Afterall Anna basically means Big brother in Tamil and i am quite used to those word

And even if friends are teasing me by the name anna i feel like some one is saying me  big brother ' Pun intended though lolz'..

And it is always heard a northindian addressing a southindian with a "Mallu or Madrasi" tag .. 

Wake up guys!!! their are 4-5 states in south india , people staying in other states sometimes feel offended if you address them with the " So called Mallu-Madrasi Tag" 

Logically speaking guys  Madrasi - means people who are staying in madras similar to our Mumbaikar tag ..It doesn't make sense to address all the south indian people Mallu-Madrasi , Anyways Madras has got a new name i.e chennai then why cling to age old lingo.......

        Next time whenever you see a south indian do remember there are other states also....

Note:

       And " Rajini is not the only factor for which we tamilians are known off" ...

"The earphone factor"

Every of guys might have been there done that , almost every day we have the urgue to use it ,when we are walking on roads or jaywalking  and we are badly addicted knowing the use of such dangerous thing while walking or crossing on roads  . The so called thing which i am saying about is "Earphones" . yaa guys you heard it right earphone's this may seem like a simple device which we use to hear music and you might be wondering why am i stating it to be dangerous . The reason behind this is a recent survey conducted by an indian organisation states that the accidents caused due to people hearing earphones is increased 7 folds in the past 2 years which is a cause of major concern especially among youths .And this are really silly things we we don't  take care off , every week their is one news or the other on our newspaper's  stating "death of people's using earphones while crossing tracks".....

   From next time please avoid using earphones while crossing  roads . Mumbai university had also launched an initiative to encourage students to avoid earphones on roads.....

                          On reading this it may seem silly to some of you . But this simple precaution's can also help in saving life which caused 372 deaths this year....... 

RAGHU DIXIT -- MY NEW FOUND FAVOURITE ARTIST

Have you ever heard of raghu dixit (the guy in the pic above)????
If not then where have you been for so much days without listening to this guy songs.
ya guys this guy raghu is worth giving a try for his vocals and local simple lyrics depending mostly about the common mans life.
Raghu dixit probably the next dixit after madhuri to get so famous in entertainment front is a gold medalist in microbiology and a proficient classical dancer however he had his calling in the music industry and thus began his journey .
He has his own slang & style in his songs which refreshes anyone listing his songs and finally we end up smiling after hearing his soulful numbers
this guy is worth a try if you are eager enough to songs other than the typical "dhinka chika beat type bollywood songs"....
His album songs are
1. Hey baghwan (the best of all)
2. Mysore se ayi (the peppy song)
3. Gudidiya sedi noo (kannada song)
4. ambar
5. khidki
6. No man will ever like you like the way i did (my fav)
7. I am in mumbai waiting for miracle
And another unique feature about this guy is his dressing during concert just check the pic below

            Nice costume and check the gungruu he is wearing in his leg .....
            Way to go Raghu !!!!!!!!!!!
            kudos....
   

Link for raghu dixit's "hey baghwan"
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VYW8QGjWqk&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL53B408F257BC3C11

The way we men think!!!!!

Me and my friend were returning from college and were sitting on a local train which was starting from karjat . Basically this train is always empty as it starts from karjat.. But today the scene was bit different as the adjacent station had a mail train . so  we were sitting on our local train when suddenly a good looking girl passed in the station . i was mesmerized by her appeal and my friend was also mesmerized by her we both were looking at her . suddenly i had an idea let sit in the bogie in which she was sitting 'akir timepass be hojaega' , so my friend got down from our bogie to check were she was sitting so that accordingly we can change our seat in her bogie . But after checking through all bogie my friend came up with a disappointed look on his face which gave me a hint that the girl sat on ladies compartment , we both were disappointed and spent our return 1 hour journey sleeping........
      after reading through all this u might be wondering why i stated that 'girl had appeal not beauty because from my point of view appeal is what matters a lot when compared to beauty'

This is my first attempt at blogging. I have been surfing and reading blogs in what seems like an eternity to me and wanted some place to add my views and thoughts about stuff.
So here is my first crude attempt at blogging.
The first thing that striked me when I started creating my blog was while selecting a title.
All the better names have been taken, so it kind of made me feel that I have joined this community later than i should have. So after going through all the permutations and combinations of the names that I had in my head( It wasn't a lot, I must confess), I settled on the name "critickumru" seems bit weird but i personally felt it is apt to a certain extent ...........
              So here I am with my first blog and making a point to myself to update it with my thoughts, reviews , critics on movies ,music and other such things which some times pops on my mind........